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User:elfbert (1386918) Paid User
If all you want to find today is peace of mind...
...Then come here, and have a piece of mine.
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Bio:I'm a workshop technician/tig welder for a studio which makes art for artists. I'm a girl. I write homoerotic fanfiction and original fiction. I love fandom and have many friends from all over the globe through it - but I'm always up for more friends! I love meeting up, chatting, drinking beer and living it up in pubs. I HATE the politics of fandom, the petty squabbles, the in-fighting etc. Intolerance is probably the least attractive quality a person can have. Closely followed by jealousy. I'm a pretty straightforward person, I generally say what I think, I don't mind if other people challenge my views one bit. I'm not keen on people whinging - everyone has bad days, when I have them I will try to LJ about them in as amusing way as possible. My entire purpose in life is to make other people laugh and enjoy their lives.

I am married to [info]stormymouse Courtesy of [info]marry_a_ljuser and if you click the icon, it should, alledgedly, be a linky-poos... (Of course I am actually really really RLy truly engaged to [info]jonboy1 the urchin love of my (Real)Life™)

I'm Chasmophilic and I love being squashed. Go figure. It takes all sorts, eh?

Me 'n' Storms


I write, or have written, The Professionals, The Champions, Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes (current obsession), ST: Enterprise and The Brittas Empire.

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Prompt Table for my Fanfic100 fiction...will be linkified as I write (if I ever do) :)

As I'm the slowest writer eva (liek whoa) go and feast on the Brittas Board here: http://brittasempire.proboards29.com/index.cgi in the meantime.

Pairing - Tim/Gavin from The Brittas Empire.

001.Beginnings. 002.Middles. 003.Ends. 004.Insides. 005.Outsides.
006.Hours. 007.Days. 008.Weeks. 009.Months. 010.Years.
011.Red 012.Orange. 013.Yellow. 014.Green. 015.Blue.
016.Purple. 017.Brown. 018.Black. 019.White. 020.Colourless.
021.Friends. 022.Enemies. 023.Lovers. 024.Family. 025.Strangers.
026.Teammates. 027.Parents. 028.Children. 029.Birth. 030.Death.
031.Sunrise. 032.Sunset. 033.Too Much. 034.Not Enough. 035.Sixth Sense.
036.Smell. 037.Sound. 038.Touch. 039.Taste. 040.Sight.
041.Shapes. 042.Triangle. 043.Square. 044.Circle. 045.Moon.
046.Star. 047.Heart. 048.Diamond. 049.Club. 050.Spade.
051.Water. 052.Fire. 053.Earth. 054.Air. 055.Spirit.
056.Breakfast. 057.Lunch. 058.Dinner. 059.Food. 060.Drink.
061.Winter. 062.Spring. 063.Summer. 064.Fall. 065.Passing.
066.Rain. 067.Snow. 068.Lightening. 069.Thunder. 070.Storm.
071.Broken. 072.Fixed. 073.Light. 074.Dark. 075.Shade.
076.Who? 077.What? 078.Where? 079.When? 080.Why?
081.How? 082.If. 083.And. 084.He. 085.She.
086.Choices. 087.Life. 088.School. 089.Work. 090.Home.
091.Birthday. 092.Christmas. 093.Thanksgiving. 094.Independence. 095.New Year.
096.Writer‘s Choice. 097.Writer‘s Choice. 098.Writer‘s Choice. 099.Writer‘s Choice. 100.Writer‘s Choice.

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Interests:63: afs, arc welding, ashes to ashes, astronomy, bad 60s/70s/80s tv, beer, bicycles, biggles, bikes, blacksmithing, bodie, brighton, coco pops, cycling, dean andrews, design, discussion, doyle, enterprise, fanfic, gene/ray, icons, jonboy1, kung fu, life on mars, london-brighton bike ride, malcolm reed, marshall lancaster, metal work, miami vice, mig, muses, music, nanowrimo, owen, peoplewatching, photoshop, pizza, platypus, playing, playing devils advocate, ray/chris, russell porter, sculpture, shoes, slash, smithying, stick welding, the brittas empire, the champions, the internet, the man from uncle, the professionals, the world, the www, tig, tim marriott, trek soap, trip tucker, vegetarianism, welding, working, writing
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People85:_loui_, _nikitten_, _typingmonkey_, aeteananke, akire_yta, bev_crusher1971, billytaylor, brenk, brightbeak, cazma, cedara, cinmbria, clarey_fication, clarey_h, dakfinv, darthfi, dearwinifred, draycevixen, duckyone, eilismcs, elfbert, emmiem, evil_book_lady, fawsley, frank, gigitrek, gregoria44, hambelandjemima, icekestrel, icudoc, illyas_girl, indehed, jaceybatts, jonboy1, joulesmer, kayjayuu, kipli, kirsteena, kyrdwyn, lisaloveslewis, lt_black_fire, m_j_, mareel, missscarlett, molokoplus1980, mrflagg, ms_treesap, mysticheaven, nebula99, nx_01hreod, pamplemousseamy, pixienymph, probodie, purpig21, purple_pirate, quantumgirl, qzee, reedalert, reedfem, retrogirl73, rhianne, roadstergal, roaringmice, s_c_enigma, sal_at_home, scifijunkie, scotschik, shi_shi2525, silver_stargate, skaloop, stormymouse, sweethobbit, sytaxia, taradilien, tatlovestea, the_moonmoth, thegrrrl2002, thoraarwin, tigertash, v23474, whtevrhpnd2mary, wiccagal_1996, xandri, xylona, zusi
Communities22:1973flashfic, a2ashes, brittas_empire, dean_andrews, dkeb, ent_project, entficathon, gay_love, harmon_daily, inspector_lewis, keating_daily, lifein1973, little_details, lj_maintenance, lomstillness, mars_daily, martianholiday, the_safehouse, uk_nanowriters, weepingcock, weldors, writersonmars
Mutual Friends:79: _loui_, _nikitten_, _typingmonkey_, aeteananke, akire_yta, bev_crusher1971, billytaylor, brenk, brightbeak, cazma, cedara, cinmbria, clarey_h, dakfinv, darthfi, dearwinifred, draycevixen, duckyone, eilismcs, elfbert, emmiem, evil_book_lady, gigitrek, gregoria44, hambelandjemima, icekestrel, icudoc, illyas_girl, indehed, jaceybatts, jonboy1, joulesmer, kayjayuu, kipli, kirsteena, kyrdwyn, lisaloveslewis, lt_black_fire, m_j_, mareel, molokoplus1980, ms_treesap, mysticheaven, nebula99, nx_01hreod, pamplemousseamy, pixienymph, probodie, purpig21, purple_pirate, quantumgirl, qzee, reedalert, reedfem, retrogirl73, rhianne, roadstergal, roaringmice, s_c_enigma, sal_at_home, scifijunkie, scotschik, shi_shi2525, silver_stargate, skaloop, stormymouse, sweethobbit, sytaxia, taradilien, tatlovestea, the_moonmoth, thoraarwin, tigertash, v23474, whtevrhpnd2mary, wiccagal_1996, xandri, xylona, zusi
Also Friend of:23: altarr, alx, armedbastards, blue_jackal_, captainchakotay, cat63, d_violetta, kimmi_87, ladycat, marcantoine_lah, nitaq, noones590, phantomas, pride4u2, raggedass_road, recycledmedia, shebit, snowdrop3100, space_oddity_75, starlaces, starshaped77, titsinajumper, varesso
Member of:21: 1973flashfic, a2ashes, brittas_empire, dean_andrews, ent_project, entficathon, fanfic100, inspector_lewis, lifein1973, little_details, lomstillness, marry_a_ljuser, mars_daily, martianholiday, paidmembers, pix_as_mer, the_safehouse, uk_nanowriters, vice_fic, weldors, writersonmars
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